Would you believe what that blasted Cat has done now?! Well I’ve only just seen this (and that’s only because somebody just reminded me), but the mangy feline animal has doctored the cover of my book “Dark Secrets” [see photo above] and posted it all over the Net (or people have copied Cat’s original and posted it all over the Internet}.
I don’t have a copy to post up at the moment for comparison, but he’s somehow managed to make it look as if I’m smoking a cigarette and added dark glasses and a whisky bottle!
With friends like Cat, you don’t really need enemies!
I thought the bonky one was bad enough at doing that sort of thing, but the ‘heavenly feline’ really has surpassed himself this time.
What are you trying to do Cat? Get me a bad reputation?! Or make the one I’ve already got even worse?!
Your only saving grace is, I happen to have some sense of humour. But I am tempted to catch a tame (rather ‘tamish’) fox that I feed in the garden and SET IT ON YOU!!
Oh, but I’ve forgotten you’re dead now, so that wouldn’t work, would it?!
But I will be avenged . . . somehow!